அன்புக் காதலியே - Tamil Sex Story

என் பேரு ராஜாராம், இருபத்து நான்கு வயசு ஆகுது, ஒரு பெரிய தனியார் கம்பனியில் வேலை பார்க்கிறேன். இந்த கதையில் வரும் பெயர் காயு. அவள் அழகு ஈர்க்கும் விதத்தில் இருக்கும். அவளுக்கு காந்த கண்கள், நல்ல உடம்பு. அவளை பார்த்தால் எந்த பையனுக்கும் விறைத்துவிடும்.

நானும் அவளும் ஒரே கம்பனியில் தான் வேலை செய்கிறோம். அவள் ஆறு மாதங்கள் முன்பு சேர்ந்தாள். அவளை பார்த்த முதல் முறையே அவள் மீது காதல் வயப்பட்டேன். ஆனால் அவள் மீது காம ஆசை எதுவும் இல்லை.

அவள் முதல் நாள் அலுவலகம் வந்த போது அனைவருக்கும் நட்டுகொண்டது. நல்ல நேரம் அவள் என் டீமில் வந்து சேர்ந்தால். சில நாட்களிலே இருவரும் நண்பர்கள் ஆனோம், நன்றாக பேச ஆரம்பித்தோம். பர்சனல் விஷியங்கள் கூட பகிர்ந்துகொள்ள ஆரம்பித்தோம். பின்னர், ஒரு நாள் அவளிடம் உன்னை அலுவலகத்துக்கு கூட்டி வந்து கூட்டி செல்லவா என்று கேட்டேன். அவள் நாளை சொல்கிறேன் என்று சொல்லிவிட்டு சென்றாள். அவளும் அவளது தோழியும் தான் தனியாக தங்கியிருக்கிறார்கள். அவள் நாளை என்ன சொல்ல போகிறாளோ என்று ஏங்கிக்கொண்டு இருந்தேன். அன்று இரவு தூக்கமே எனக்கு வரவில்லை.

அடுத்த நாள் காலை அவளுக்கு போன் செய்து கேட்டேன். அவள் சரி வா என்று சொன்னாள். எனக்கு சந்தோசம், அவள் வீட்டுக்கு சென்றேன்.

வீட்டுக் கதவை தட்ட அவள் தோழி கதவை திறந்தாள். இங்கேயே காத்திருங்கள், அவள் குளித்துக்கொண்டு இருக்கிறாள் என்றாள். சரி என்று சொன்னேன். அவள் அலுவலகத்துக்கு சென்றுவிட்டாள். நான் ஹாலில் அமர்ந்து டிவி பார்த்துகொண்டு இருந்தேன். அவள் பதினைந்து நிமிடம் கழித்து குளித்து முடித்துவிட்டு வந்தாள். என்ன ஒரு அழகு அவள் ஸ்லீவ்லெஸ் டாப் போட்டுகொண்டு மினி ஸ்கர்ட் போட்டு அழகாக வந்தால். எனக்கு மனம் பதை பதைத்தது. என் தடி இரும்பு போல ஆனது. அவள் சாரி டா பத்து நிமிடத்தில் வந்துடுறேன் என்றாள். பரவா இல்லை நான் காத்திருப்பேன் என்றேன்.

அவள் ஆடை மாற்றிக்கொண்டு தயாராக வந்தால், அவளிடம் அதுவரை என் காதலை சொல்லவில்லை. எனக்கு தெரியும் அவளுக்கும் என்னை பிடிக்கும் என்று.

அவள் என் அருகில் வந்து ராஜா எனக்கு ஒரு உதவி செய்கிறாயா என்று கேட்டாள். சொல்லு என்று சொல்ல என் சுடிதாரின் பின்னால் உள்ள ஜிப்பை போட்டு விடு என்றாள். அவள் என் பக்கம் தனது முதுகை காட்டி போட சொல்ல.. ஐயோ என்ன ஒரு முதுகு அவளுக்கு வெள்ளையாக வழுவழு என்று இருந்தது. அவள் அணிந்திருந்த பிங்க் கலர் ப்ரா ஐயோ என்ன சொல்வது என்றே தெரியவில்லை நான் ஜிப்பை போட்டுவிட்டேன்.

பின் இருவரும் பைக்கில் அலுவலகம் கிளம்பினோம். போகும்போது அவளிடம் இன்று இரவு டின்னர் போகலாமா என்று கேட்டேன். அவளும் சரி என்றாள். அலுவலகம் முடிந்தது அவளை கூட்டி வந்து வீட்டில் விட்டு விட்டு ஏழு மணிக்கி தயாராக இரு டின்னர் போகலாம் என்று கூறினேன். அன்று அவளிடம் என் காதலை சொல்ல பிளான் செய்தேன்.

கொஞ்சம் பூக்கள் மோதிரம் எல்லாம் வாங்கினேன், மெழுகு வத்தி டின்னர் தயார் செய்தேன். பின் சென்று அவளை கூட்டி வர சென்றேன். அவள் ஒரு பிராக் போட்டுகொண்டு தேவதை போல வந்தாள், அவள் அழகை பாராட்ட அவள் சிரித்தாள்.

இருவரும் ஹோட்டல் சென்றோம். நான் செய்து வைத்த ஏற்பாடுகளை பார்த்து வியந்தாள். இருவரும் அமர்ந்து சாப்பிட ஆரம்பித்தோம். சாப்பிட்டு முடித்தவுடன் என் காதலை சொல்ல நினைத்தேன். ஆனால் எனக்கு பயம், இருந்தாலும் என் காதலை சொன்னேன். அவள் சிறு புன்னகையுடன் என் காதலை ஏற்றுகொண்டால், அவள் கையில் ரிங் அணிவித்தேன். மெல்ல அவள் கையில் முத்தம் கொடுத்தேன். அவள் உடனே கையை இழுத்துக்கொண்டு ராஜா இங்கு இதெல்லாம் பண்ண கூடாது என்றாள்.

இருவரும் வண்டியில் வீட்டுக்கு சென்றோம், அவள் என்னை பின்னால் இறுக்கமாக கட்டி பிடித்து கொண்டாள். எனக்கு சொர்க்கம் போல இருந்தது. அவள் முலைகள் என் முதுகில் இடித்துக்கொண்டு இருந்தது.

நான் அவளை வீட்டில் விட்டு விட்டு அந்த இருட்டில் உதட்டில் முத்தம் கொடுத்தேன். அது பத்து நிமிடம் சென்றது. அவள் சிரித்து விட்டு நீ குறும்பு பையன் குட் நைட் என்று சொல்லி சென்றாள். பின்னர் நான் என் வீட்டுக்கு சென்றேன். அந்த முத்தத்தை பற்றி நினைத்து மூடு ஏறியது. அவளை நினைத்து என் சுன்னியைத் தடவிக் கை அடித்தேன், அவளுக்கு போன் செய்தேன், இன்று எப்படி இருந்தது என்று கேட்டேன். அவளுக்கு ரொம்ப பிடித்ததாக கூறினாள்.

அவளிடம் பேசிக்கொண்டே கை அடித்தேன். அவள் என்னிடம் ஐ மிஸ் யு என்றாள். மிஸ் யு என்றால் எதற்க்காக என்று கேட்டேன். எனக்கு ஒரு முத்தம் கொடு என்றேன், அவள் போனில் முத்தம் கொடுத்தால். எனக்கு மூடு அதிகரித்தது. நான் இப்போது கிளம்பி உன்னை பார்க்க வரவா எனக்கு உன்னை பார்க்கணும் போல இருக்கு என்றேன். வேண்டாம் போய் தூங்கு என்றாள்.

இப்படியே நல்ல காதலர்களாக நாட்கள் நகர்ந்தன, எனக்கு செக்ஸ் எண்ணம் அவ்வளவாக இல்லை. எப்போதும் போல அவளை ஏற்றி வந்து அவளது வீட்டில் விட்டுச் சென்று கொண்டிருந்தேன். ஒரு நாள் மாலை அவளை வீட்டில் விட செல்கையில் மழை வந்தது.  இருவரும் நனைந்துவிட்டோம். அவள் என்னை உள்ளே வர சொன்னாள். மழை நின்ற பிறகு செல் என்றாள். அவள் தோழி அவள் சொந்த ஊருக்கு சென்று இருக்கிறாள். அதனால் நீ உள்ளே வா என்றாள்.

இருவரும் உள்ளே சென்றோம், எனக்கு ஒரு துண்டு கொடுத்து விட்டு என்னை உடைகளைக் களைந்து காயப் போடச் சொன்னாள். நான் பாத்ரூம் சென்று லைட்டாக் குளித்து  விட்டு எதுக்கும் செப்டிக்கு நனையாமல் இருந்த ஜட்டியை அணிந்து துண்டைக் கட்டிக் கொண்டு  வெளியே வந்தேன். என் ஆடைகளை Fan காற்றில் போட்டுவிட்டு அமர்ந்தேன். அவள் குளிக்க சென்று பின் ஒரு ஸ்லீவ்லெஸ் மற்றும் மினி ஸ்கர்ட் அணிந்து வந்தாள். அவள் ரொம்ப செக்சியாக இருக்க நான் அவளையே பார்த்துகொண்டு இருந்தேன்.

அவள் எனக்கு சூடாக காபி போட்டு வந்து கொடுத்தாள். நான் அவளை இழுத்து என் மடியில் அமர வைத்தேன். நான் அவளை முறைத்து பார்க்க, அவள் ஒரு பயத்துடன் என்னை பார்த்தால். உனக்கு என்ன ஆச்சி என்னை விடு, நான் சாப்பாடு செய்ய வேண்டும் என்றாள்.

கொஞ்சம் நேரம் எதுவும் பேசாமல் அமைதியாக இரு என்றேன். பின்னர் அவளை கட்டி அணைத்தேன், அவளை எனக்கு நெருக்கமாக இன்னும் அமர வைத்தேன். அவள் முளை என் மார்பில் பட்டது, இருவர் முகமும் உரசிக்கொண்டு இருக்க அவள் மூச்சு பலமாக வர, ராஜா சும்மா இருடா என்றாள். நான் அவள் உதட்டை நன்றாக சுவைக்க ஆரம்பித்தேன். வெளியே மழை எங்கள் மூடை ஏற்றியது.

முத்தம் கொடுக்கும்போது அவள் முதுகை மெல்ல உரசினேன், அப்படியே அவள் கழுத்துக்கு அருகே முத்தம் கொடுக்க என் தடி பெரிதாகி கொண்டு இருந்தது. என் சுன்னி ஜட்டிக்குள் மாட்டித் தவிக்க என் இடுப்பில் கட்டியிருந்த துண்டு அவிழ்ந்து ஜட்டியுள் இருந்த பூள் அவள் சூத்தில் உரசியது. அவள் அதை உணர்ந்து வேண்டாம் ராஜா, இது சரியான நேரம் இல்லை என்றாள். நான் மீண்டும் அவளை முத்தம் கொடுத்து, அவள் தொப்புள் அருகே வந்து முத்தம் கொடுக்க அவளுக்கும் மூடு ஏறியது.

அவளை இறுக்க கட்டி அனைத்து உதட்டில் முத்தம் கொடுக்க அவளும் முத்தம் கொடுக்க ஆரம்பித்தாள். அப்படியே என் கையை அவள் ப்ராவுக்குள் விட்டேன், மெதுவாக அவள் முலையை அழுத்த அவளுக்கு மூடு ஏறியது.

அவளை பெட்ரூமுக்கு தூக்கி சென்று போட்டேன், அவள் ஆடையை கழட்டிவிட்டு பார்த்தேன். என் முன் நிர்வாணமாக இருக்க, என் ஜட்டியை நீக்கி விட்டு அவள் மீது விழுந்தேன்.  அவள் ஒரு போர்வையை எடுத்து இருவரையும் போர்த்திகொண்டாள். நான் அவள் முலையை பிசைந்த படி அவள் கழுத்தை முத்தம் கொடுத்தேன். அவள் ஆஅ ஆஅ ராஜா ஹ்ம்ம் ஓஓஒ சஸ் என்று முனங்கிக்கொண்டு இருந்தாள். அவள் தொப்புளில் முத்தம் கொடுத்து கீழே சென்று நக்க ஆரம்பித்தேன். அவள் பிங்க் கலர் புண்டை நல்லா அழகா இருந்தது. நான் நன்றாக சப்பி எடுத்தேன், எனது விரலை அவள் புண்டைக்குள் விட்டு ஆட்ட ஆரம்பித்தேன், அவள் வேண்டாம்..டா என்று கதற, நான் விட்டு ஆட்ட ஆரம்பித்தேன். அது ரொம்ப இறுக்கமாக இருந்தது.

பின்னர் அவள் முலைகளை சப்பிகொண்டு இருந்தேன். அவள் ஆஆ ஸ்ஸ்ஸ் ஆஆ சஸ் என்று முனங்க. அவளை என் பூளுக்கு வாய் வேலை கொடுக்க சொன்னேன். அவள் முடியாது என்றாள். கொஞ்சம் நேரம் கெஞ்சி சப்ப வைத்தேன். அவள் வாயில் என் பூளை விட்டு சப்ப வைத்துக் கொண்டே அவள் புண்டையை நான் நக்கினேன்.

அவள் உச்சம் அடைந்து என் முகத்தில் மதன நீர் அடித்தாள். பின் அவள் காலை விரித்து கொஞ்சம் எச்சில் தடவி உள்ளே விட அவள் வலியில் அழுதாள்.

வெளியே மழை பெய்ததால், அவள் சத்தம் போடுவது வெளியே கேட்கவில்லை. நான் வேகமாக உள்ளே விட அது உள்ளே செல்ல மறுத்தது. எப்படியோ கஷ்டப்பட்டு உள்ளே விட்டு ஓக்க ஆரம்பித்தேன். அவள் புண்டையில் கன்னி சவ்வு கிழிந்து ரத்தம் வந்தது. பின்னர், நான் வேகமாக குத்த அவள் சுகம் காண ஆரம்பித்தாள். எனக்கு விந்து வர அவளிடம் புண்டைக்குள் விடவா என்று கேட்டேன்.  அவளும் விடு என்றாள். அவளை வேகமாக ஓத்து உள்ளே விட்டேன். என் விந்து அவள் புண்டைக்குள் செல்லும் போது ஐ லவ் யூடி என் பொண்டாட்டின்னு கத்திக் கொண்டு அவள் உதடுகளைக் கவ்விக் கொண்டேன். அவளும் சந்தோஷத்தில் புன்னகைத்தாள். பின்னர், இருவரும் அப்படியே படுத்து தூங்கினோம். சிறிது காலம் செல்ல திருமணம் செய்ய முடிவு செய்து, எங்கள் இல்லற வாழ்க்கையை சந்தோஷமாகத் தொடங்கினோம்.

கையிலடித்து சுய இன்பம் காண ஆண்களுக்கு ஏற்ற வயது எது?

ஆமாங்க! எத்தனை வயசில கைல போட அல்லது சுய இன்பத்தில ஈடுபட்டா தப்பில்லன்னு தெரியுமா? ஆண்கள் பொதுவாக 13 வயதில் பருவமடைவார்கள். பலர் அவர்களின் நண்பர்களின் வழிகாட்டலால் சுய இன்பம் செய்யத் தொடங்குவார்கள். சில ஆண்கள் பருவமடைந்து சுன்னியில் முடி முளைக்க ஆரம்பிக்கும் போது கையிலடிக்கிறார்கள், சிலர் கையிலடிக்க ஆரம்பித்த பின்னரே சுன்னியில் முடி முளைக்கிறது. ஒரு சிலர் மீசை முளைக்க ஆரம்பித்ததும் அவர்கள் படுக்கும் பாயில் அல்லது மெத்தையில் குப்புறப் படுத்து தன் சுன்னியைத் தேய்த்து (என்ன நடக்கிறது என்று அறியாமல், சுகம் கிடைப்பதால்) இன்பமடைவார்கள். அப்பொழுது அவர்களை மீறி அவர்கள் சுன்னியில் கஞ்சி (விந்து) வந்தால் ஏதோ தப்பு பண்ணியது போல் மன அழுத்தத்துக்கு உள்ளாவார்கள். 

உண்மையில் கையிலடிக்க தகுந்த வயதுன்னு ஏதாவது இருக்குதா? அப்படின்னு இல்ல, ஆனால் எப்ப உங்களை அறியாமல் நித்திரையில் காமத் தூண்டுதல் கனவுகளால் உங்களை அறியாமல் விந்து வெளியேறுகிறதோ (அதாவது நீங்கள் இடுப்புக்குக் கீழ் அணிந்து இருக்கும் உடையைக் காலையில் எழும்பிப் பார்க்கும் பொழுது கறை போல் ஏதோ படிந்திருப்பது போல் தெரிந்தால், அதைத் தொடும் பொழுது பசை போல் ஏதோ ஊற்றப்பட்டு காய்ந்தது போல் உணர்ந்தால்... உடனே பாத்ரூமுக்குச் சென்று உடையை அவிழ்த்து அந்த கறை பட்ட இடத்தில் சற்று நீர் ஊற்றிப் பாருங்கள்...அது ஒட்டுவது போல் இருக்கிதான்னு. அப்படி இருந்தால் உடனே உங்கள் ஆண் உறுப்பைச் சூழ சற்றுப் பாருங்கள் எங்காவது வெள்ளைப் பசை போல் லேசாக ஒட்டிக் காய்ந்திருக்கிதான்னு. அப்படி இருந்தால் வெளியேறியது உங்கள் விந்து திரவம் தான். உறுதிப்படுத்திக் கொள்ளலாம். சிலருக்கு அவ்வாறு நித்திரையில் வெளியேறும் போதே விழிப்பு வந்து விடும். அவர்கள் எழுந்து சென்று காலைலயே எல்லோருக்கும் முன்னர் தலையில் குளிப்பர்) அப்பொழுது நீங்கள் கையிலடிக்க தகுதி பெற்றவறாகிவிடுகிறீர்கள். அடிக்கடி கையிலடிக்காத ஆரோக்கியமான ஆண் மகனுக்கு இவ்வாறு இருந்திட்டு இருந்திட்டு எப்பயாச்சும் இரவில் வெளியேறும் - நிறை குடம் (கொட்டைகள்) நிரம்பினால் வழியத்தானே செய்யும். அதுவா வெளியேறினா சிறப்பு. நீங்களா அடிக்கடி கையில அடித்து வெளியேற்றுவது அவ்வளவு சிறப்பில்லை. ஒரு மாதத்துக்கு ஒரு முறை கையிலடிப்பது மிகச் சிறப்பு. மற்றபடி தேவை ஏற்பட்டால் மாத்திரம் சுய இன்பத்தில் ஈடுபடலாம். எதையும் அதிகமாக செய்தால் உடம்புக்கு ஆகாது. அளவோடு இன்பமுறுவோம். சுய இன்பம் தவறில்லை.

அக்கம் பக்கம் பார்த்து ஊம்புடா - Tamil Gay Sex Real Experiences

Experience 1

At my 14 or 15, I wanted to give a shake, when I was sleeping in my paatti house. I ensured that everyone is sleeping and after that closed me fully with a blanket.

Only 0W bulb was shining and so happily, I closed my eyes and started shaking, thinking of few ****ing scenes.

I had raised both my knees but wide, so that the shake is not made out even by anyone , if at all somebody wakes up. (Risk dhaan irundhaalum vayasu apdi....)

I was going peak in my process and suddenly I heard a shout - "Shhhhhu!!!! Adiye lighta podu!!!! Marupadiyum Yen kaal pakathula Yeli (rat) onnu odina maadhiri irukku!!!" from Thaathaa

"Idhey velayaa poachu!!!" Then I heard few stick strike sounds and so bayandhu poi kavizhndhu paduthen, illaatti veliyila yen keezhmedu therinjudumey!!!

10 minutes kalichu dhaan, Heart beat normal aachu....

Experience 2

At my 16s, In one of the hot gay cruising spots - Besides main flyover, there used to be a deserted area. I was very much crazy on that spot.

I used to wander there in my cycle, sometimes yaarum varaatti kooda, sila past gilmaas nenaichu angaye kai adippen.

Apdi oru dharam, kai adikka start panninen. Appo, andha vazhiya oru kuppai porukkum thupparavu person came there, searching for some waste items.

I saw him, then managed to convert shagging to pissing. Konja neram semichu vacha urine-a apdiye piss adichen.

I thought he will leave the area, but he opened his sack and was doing some thing with the waste items.

Seri kilambalaamnu start panrappo, that person suddenly wrapped his items and left the place.

So thiruppiyum cycle stand pottuttu, hand-aala front-back movement start pannen. Light-aaga thirumbi paarthaa, that person's hair top and eyes mattum side wall-ku mela therinjudhu.

Ashooo!!! avaroda kannum hair portion-um paarthaa, Peyi maadhiri irundhuchu!!! bayandhu poi, apdiye cycle edudhuttu oditten.

As I was hurrying, I could hear a howling "Dooooooooy!!!! Adeee............". Once again heart ticked 100/s.

Experience 3

Some 2 years back, I was travelling by MTC bus 221H in OMR. It was a crowded bus and so I was getting ready for thrills.

I was standing inside but facing inwards, leaning on the rod (of course bus rod - not a sunni).

Crowd varudhu, pogudhu. Onnumey aagala. Ayyo, pasiyoda bus vittu iranganumaanu thonichu.

For a change, I started standing facing towards window. Appo dhaan jackpot!!! A guy was sleeping in seat with heads down, lying on front seat rod.

I mildly leaned towards him and made contact with his shoulders, I could sense him pushing my zipline.

Avlo dhaan, chumma jivvnu yerikkuchu... He can easily sense now my bulge.

Once again bus shake and my deeeep contact with his shoulder. Suddenly, he woke up and I got shocked.

He was my office help boy and he just told "Sir, ukkaarunga sir!!!!".

Yenakku thookki vaari pottadhu. Konjam sudhaarichittu, I told "Illanga, neenga ukkarunga... Office-la yeppavum ukkarrane!!!".

He replied "Illa sir, yaaruda idhu, mela saayaradhunu paarthen - thookkam veru kalanchiruchu".

Keezha kuminju paarthen - Malai karainjiruchu. Yappa, nalla vela, konjam innum approach panneerundha, vera maayiri poiyirukkum.

Adrenalin pumping came down - yappaaaaa...

Experience 4

In my 11th standard summer holidays, I used to be a free bird, wow what a time it was.

Everyone of my classmates got engaged into tuition classes round the clock.

One of my friends told my appa, "Uncle, yen innum ivana yendha tuition-layum serthaama irukkeenga? Portions-lam mudikka poraanga!!"

I also nodded and told, "Illappa, kandippaa....". My appa sonnaar, "Nala dabaaikkiradaa.. Yeppo serra maadhiri..." I replied, "Innikku evening check panren..."

Maths-kku already appa choose pannittaaru. Phy/Che/Bio - my choice. So andha evening, I went to check for Physics tuition (Semma popular master) by cycle.

My fate - Master was out of station. You know - no mobile phones those days to contact him, So was returning with full upset.

Then went to my friend's house and started from there by 10pm. I need to cross the main flyover (same one) to reach my house.

Orey kushi aayidichu. Summa andha vazhiyaa main road la thaan poanen. Oru gentleman flyover base entrance-la, colony-kku epdi poradhunu vazhi kettaar.

Naan sonnen, "Adhukku neenga flyover poga thevayilla. straight-a nadandhu ipdi poanga" - My hand pointed one direction.

He further asked me, "Illa kutty, flyover vazhiya yepdi poganumnu sollu!!". The left out route, which I need to tell is via that cruising spot.

I could sense his motto. I just smiled and he winked. Then we both started walking towards that route.

He asked me, "Unakku yenna pudikkum?". I was just smiling and we walked some 30m forward.

Suddenly, I could hear a scooter horn behind me heavily pressed, rombavum pazhagina sound.

Apdiye thirumbi paarthaaa, shock aayitten. Adhu yen appa dhaan. Asho!!!!! sudden-aa BP shoot aayidichu.

I got speechless and told, "Illappa..." Hearing this, You know what happened!! That person suddenly ran away in opposite direction.

My amma shouted, "Dey yaaruda idhu!!!" from the scooter backseat.

I went close to my appa and was swallowing my saliva. He asked, "Yedhukkudaa indha nerathukku inga vandha?!".

I told him, "Illappa!!! Naan avarukku route solli koottittu vandhaen..". He asked me,"Yenga poradhukku?". I told, "Colony".

He gave me a shout, "Adhukku inga yedhukkudaa vandha?!?!". My amma, "Route-aa kaettaan. Thiruttu payya, odi poittaan".

She continued, "Yevno thirudan, namma payana thallittu poi, kadathi iruppaan"

Then we went to my house. I was so silent, quite unusual. Then I told the tuition + route story to them.

My dad warned me for going there at that time. He told me to take the upper portion of flyover in night times.

However, that night sleep was so horrible for me. Next day, this news got spread to my close relations.

Ayyo!!! Then everyone started advising me, "Chinna payyan, unakku yenna theriyum??".

"Nalla vela!!! Kadavul punniyathula, naanga rendu perum ivana kaapaathittom", My amma quoted.

Actually, when I met that person and started walking, My parents were on Top of the flyover.

From there, they had seen us and thought that some person is trying to kidnap/murder some school student by taking him inside.

So they rushed in opposite direction and that too after spotting me as that student, it was a double shock for them.

That moment was really the most embarrassing one.

Sometimes in my family circle, I used to be ragged, "Yennadaa kadathal mannan yenna solraan!!!!".

But now, I used to make counter-fun saying some punch dialogues.

Ultimately, It was a cent percent fault on me and a good lesson on being decent at least in front of our parents.

Experience 5

I and my team were sent to Cochin on an official duty for few days. Cochin-na ketkavaa venum, summa gumm-kaana dhaan.

We boarded a local bus towards my official place. In cochin, mostly services by Private buses - all red coloured ones - similar to namma ooru dog vans in size and appearance.

We got dispersed in the bus and except 2 of us, others got seats. I got a seat in last row and my team guy too in some front row.

Thinking of office duty, I really forgot of picking a guy or similar thoughts. I just lied on the front bar, with heads down and hands folded on bar.

Suddenly, I could sense my fingers being wiped mildly. Yen inch ichaigalai thoonda idhu podhumey.

Yenakku nallaa yerikichu. Yendhirichu paarthaa, oru sweet boy - semmayaa irundhaan.

If I had some bag, then I can put on my lap and zips open - namthana namthana panni irukkalaam.

But no bags. He came close to my ears, "Yevdaikka? Sthalam unndoa?? (Where are u going?? U have place??)". I just smiled and winked.

He pinched my cheeks and repeated the same questions. I told,"Ippoll koraya pani unndu.. Pinney kaanaam (Now I have some office.. See later)".

Both didn't have minds to leave. So were just holding hands together.

To my shock, my team guy was standing besides me and gave us a strange look.

I just then gave a hand shake to my neighbour saying, "Nice meeting you. Yaa I know the route" - something like this I told.

Then we got down. Actually then I came to know that my team guy gave place to an elder person and came near me.

Also, from the time we got into bus, my team guy had a bad impression seeing my neighbour's looks and gazings - This my team guy told finally.

Somehow I managed my guys and told that he was a good guy only and nothing wrong in shaking hands as a passing person.

Indha time romba adrenalin illa, irundhaalum konjam ...

Experience 6

Oru saturday, I was travelling by MTC bus for going to bank. I had to travel by 47A to reach T nagar.

There was more traffic, so I thought to sleep mildly. Summa illa, last night kai adicha effect.

Something, I was thinking and suddenly became hot.

With bag on my lap, I just pressed my mount, shaping my buddy with zip half open.

Unexpectedly, one old thaathaa came near me and asked, "Konjam idam kudukka mudiyumaa thambi??"

I could not deny but also could not get up. Actually, yezhundhu ninnaal, confirm-aa sunni packed jetti veliyila vandhudum.

Anyhow, stood up and kept my zone hidden by bag. Then, made a continuous press on base.

Most unexpected thing is that thaathaa saying, "Thambi vidupaa bag-a.. Naaney madila vachu konduvarren..."

I said, "Illa paravaala.". Thaathaa said, "Idhu kooda panna mattenaa!!". Ayyo nilaimai puriyaadha thaathaa.. "Oru nimisham" sollittu bag open close panni things-a control pannen.

Apdiye bag-a kuduthuttu kaalukku nadula sunniya thalli control pannikkitten. Yappa!!!! adhu oru adhirchi moment, because bus was semi-crowded and my zip was still open.

Konjam kayya vachu maraichu, apparam okay aayitten. Ippo nenaichu paarthaa konjam sirippu dhaan varudhu.

Experience 7

I was a Day scholar during my college days and my travel one way itself used to be for an hour.

As usual, college days like u all were fully filled with fun, hearing songs, making fun, talking with friends and so on.

I and my friends were waiting for the bus in stop as usual. As we were talking, I could recollect that I had forgot to take back my lunch box.

"Dey, kooda vaadaa!!! box yedukka!!!", I asked. My friend sonnaan, "Poi eduthuttu vaadaa. Class vandhaa, vazhiyila namma crane (Devices sir) pichiduvaanda."

Finally, went alone and came back. Dogs!! adhukkulla, most awaited MMS travels-la yeri poittaangaa.

"Unakkaaga wait panninaanga!! Late aanadhaala kilambittaanga!!!", avanunga sonna poi-ya apadiye Stop kadaikkaarar sonnaar.

Suthi paarthdhulla, Hi!!! My classmate ponnunga vandhu ninnaanga!!!

Avaluga podra sceneku, poi pesakkoodadhunnu naanga pasanga usualla nenaichuppom, adhellaam avanga varra varaikkum dhaan.

Konja neram pesittu irukka, apdiye bus vandhadhu. Semma tired, so bus-la nalla thoongitten. Finally, reached the destination.

When I got down, girls waved and parted from me. Apdiye sombal murichuttu, thirumbi paarthaa, oru aalu, kaiyila key-oda yenna paarthuttu irundhaan.

Those days, I get mixed to any guys, vayasu apdi!!!!! So I also gave him feedback response.

He took me to the bus stand lodge itself, yes, he had hired one lodge inside bus stand itself. I was fully excited.

Nadakkum bodhey, konjam muttikichu. control pannikittey, padi kattu yeri, room ponen avar pinnaadi - apdiye naay kutty maadhiri.

Room pona udaney, he closed the door and locked. Then he removed all his clothes and thunigala chumma veesinaar, sirichikkittey.

Bare body-aa ninnaaru, I was fully dressed. He told me to throw away all the clothes, like the way he did.

I told Zip mattum kalattikkalaam, adhu porum, time aayidum. He pulled my clothes, adhula my shirt button got torn from shirt.

As I was refusing, suddenly somebody knocked on the door. I didn't know what to do. The bang grew with shouts, "Velila vaada" and I got dressed.

Whereas that person just wore only his jetti. I took no chance, just opened the lock and saw out.

2 Men were standing there and they saw me with note and lunch box.

They just entered inside and slapped that person. It started sweating for me.

"Ivanukku idhey velayaa poachu!!! Sir, yevan venumnaalum vandhu room pottu ipdi panraanunga!!"  something like that he told.

"Dey!!! Nee yedhukkudaa ivan kooda vandha!!! Padikkarappo, idhellam yenga irundhudaa pidichuttu vareenga!!!", I was totally down.

"Yenna paarkara, kilambu mudhalla!!!!", He told. I just then left with heart beating in full swing.

Cha!! ipdi poi maatromeynu nenaichuttey keezha vandhaen, konjam depressed-aa.

Keezha vara vara, "Dey nilluda, thirumba inga vaadaa" I heard him calling, but I didn't respond. Just vanished in seconds.

Keezha vandhu thirumbi paartha, avanunga 3 perum yenna paarthu mela maadila sirichittu irundhaanga.

Yenakku apdiye irritating-aa irundhadhu. Keezha irundha oru plastic bag with some stuff - apdiye veesinen avan moonji mela.

Annikku veetla vandhu yenakku yen melaye romba kaduppu. Back to normal vara konjam time yeduthuchu.

After some 2 weeks, I saw the same person with a fair guy. Seeing me standing with my friends, that person escape aayittaan. Fair guy then left that place.

Experience 8

My first gay cruising spot was that same flyover and from there started the chain of spots, must be nearly in 3 digits - avlo irukku ovvoru oorlayum.

Okay, coming to this incident, It was my college time and I was once standing under the flyover spot and waiting for a partner.

One guy came there in his moped. After fixing up with him with usual procedures of approach, finally both our hands were filled with our ****s.

Some noise outside, so he told that it will be more safe at one more location and he took me to a distant spot off the main road.

It was besides railway track and full of thorny bushes and in between some trees. It took some time - avanukku moped aanaa namalukku cycle dhaaney.

There we had some good show and I really felt that spot was a safe spot, but only issue is that I have to keep my cycle in the outskirt medu and then go by walk inside.

Oru murai, I got nobody there near flyover, so made up my mind to go to the bushes. It was around 4pm.

Pogira vazheela, soap factory smell.. apdiye gummunu romantic-aa ulla enter aanaen, but anga already 1 cycle and 1 bike irundhadhu.

Wow, so ulla 2 peru irukkaanga, so group pottuda vendiyadhudhaan. apdiye slow-vaa ulla pallathukku iranginen.

From the top, I could see one head roaming. So I was approaching him, keezha iranga iranga, avanoda route theriyala, oru kuthu-madhippa ponaen.

Naan konjam ulla poyittu, thirumbi paarthaen. konjam thalli medula, oruthan veliyila oadradha paarthaen.

Avan odradha paathaa, bayandhu oadra maadhiri irundhadhu..

Ayyo!! yenna aachu, idhu appo safe illaya...!!!! First let me confirm-nu yosichittu konjam medu side-aa ponen.

Aanaa heart beat fast-aa adikka aarambichudhu. Seri yedhukku risk kilambidalaamnu thonichu, so apdiye vandhaen.

Sudden-aa I heard a huge sound and then one person was running somewhere in the bushes - some footsteps.

Ayyo!!! I just sat on my feet there and checking where and who is running.

I started sweating and at distance, I saw one guy running with his hand covering his head.

Somebody had hit him, must be by stone or wood and he was bleeding.

I was shocked and just a flash in my mind. I slowly walked out and reached the medu. uffffff! finally reached the cycle and started.

From there, I could see some 3 guys in between the bushes with something (must be uruttu kattai) in their hands. Avanga dhaan adichirukkanum.

I reached road in a hurry burry, There I saw that person bleeding. He must be in his thirties.

I asked him what happened. He just ignored me and tied kerchief on his head.

I started from there but could hear him howling something like, "pudikkalainaa adhukku adikkanumaa!!!".

He also started from there. I just turned behind to see if those attackers come out.

But they didn't come out. Must be they should have left by opposite side or still there inside.

Yen sweat kaanju poachu!!! but that moment innum kaayala!!!

Sometime later, I came to know from others that the bush spot was not safe after 4pm.

Still, I avoided going there or even sharing that spot to my sunni fellowmen.

Experience 9

 In mid 2010, I was standing in a queue in Chetpet railway station on the footover bridge, Only one counter and some 20 of us in the queue.

The Ticket issuer lady - I know her very well, she used to speak all stories and usually slow in issuing tickets and so often queues.

Chumma, I was giving a try on person standing front to me. Slowly, urasinen... No response from him....

Konjam azhuthinen yen keezhmettai... Avar thirumbi paarthuttu onnumey sollalai..

Konjam positive sign kidaicha maadhiri dhaan therindhadhu... Innumey konjam advance pannen...

He also leaned back, so orey kushi aayidichu... As I was advancing, suddenly, one small boy came to my front person.

They spoke in some north indian language - gujarati or some thing and suddenly that person quit the queue and I had to move to his position.

By that time, My pipe was horizontal.. Shockingly, in front of me was a lady and so I maintained distance..

I was just pressing down with my cell phone to become normal, but still mine was in mood..

Sudden-aa pinnadi irundha aalu yenna light-aa thalla, naan poi munnadi irundha lady mela pattutten..

I mean, my thing touch aayiduchu... I got shocked - ayyo... That lady immediately turned back and I just bent inward with cell phone at the base..

She told, "Kootathulla thalli vittaa, namma dhaan munna paarthu nikkanum!!!!". I just told, "Sorry aunty!!!"

Onnu seriyaa nadandhadhu, mothathula yen base marubadi vertical aayiduchu...

Udaney naan pinnadi thirumbi, "Konjam thallamaa vaanga... Munnadi ladies vera nikkaraanga!!!"nu sonnen..

That person sonnaan, "Yellathulayum sama urimai venumnaa ipdi dhaan aagum".

Adhukkapparam avlo dhaan, semma vaai thagaraaru between that lady and him. Yennoda alatchiyathaala, I felt very bad, but anyhow succeeded in bringing back peace.

Experience 10

In my very early orina kaama kaalangal, I was more inclined to cloland website.

Wow, avlo neraya photos and videos irukkum.. Naaladaivula, naan real plays nadakkaradhaala, site pakkam poradhey illa..

After getting employed, I was just surfing in my new cell phone and by chance once again entered into that same site.

Romba naalu aachulla!!! so daily check pannuven... Chinna vayasula paartha site, ippo yevlo valarndhuruchu...

Every now and then, History poi delete panniduven... Sometimes, casual-aa vittuduven..

Officela yedho pesittu ukaandhu irundhen.. Yen mobile vaangi my colleagues were checking the photos and videos..

Appa dhaan gnaabagam vandhuchu  ayyo!!!! history delete pannaley... Aanaaa netukkulla ponaa dhaan problem...

Light-aa tension aachu... yepdiyaavudhu phone vaangalaamnu paarthaa, thara maattenutaanga - Force panna aaraaichi pannuvaanga..

Poruthaar Bhoomi aaalvaar... aanaa inga adhu kashtam... Finally, got my cell phone, took it private and deleted the history...

My god!!! adhu private illa my colleague saw me doing something in cell phone and just snatched..

"Dey!!! yennadaa history clean-aa irukku!!! yennadaa paaththa!!!", He asked..

Oru nimisham stuck up aanaalum, I asked, "Guess pannu paarpom!!!" Apdiye topic change-aachu and then I succeeded in convincing him.

Yappaa roma kushtam, sorry kashtam.....

Experience 11

Yenakku kulikkaradhunna romba pudikkum. adhuvum late-aana romba pudikkum..

Oru dhadava apdi poi bathroom la kulichittu irunthen. Sudu thanni-la superaa kulichittu irundhen..

Soap poattu, nurayaala udambu poora superaa thechittu irundhen. Finally center point-aa sunnikku konjam extra soap potten..

Sunniya thekka thekka, nalla nattukkuchu. skin-a open panni ulla nalla thechu vitten..

Idhamaa irundhuchu, sudu thanni vittavudan, light yerichchal irundhuchu - because sunni part under skin is more sensitive right!!!!..

Irundhaalum mood kurayaama thechittu irundhen. sudden-aa nalla veri kilambiduchu.

Sunniya yengayaavadhu vachu soruganumnu arippu yeduthuchu. romba neram thedinen yedhuvum kidaikkalai.

yella waste bottle mouth-um (kept in bathroom corner) romba chinadhaa irundhuchu. Konja neram Mug-oda kai-pidikkulla (handle) sunniya sorugittu aattinen.

adhula avlo grip illa. so thirumbavum thedinen. appo dhaan paarthaen drum-ukkulla thanni pipe pottu irundhadhu..

Pipe-la light-aa thani vandhuttu irundhadhu.. pipe mouth size semma fit. So sunniya ulla azhuthi pipe-a pudichi aatta aarambichen.

Semmaya irundhuchu, nadula nadula thanni pressure yerikkum, so open pannittu thiruppiyum pottuttu aatinen.

Konja neram aatittu irundhadhulla nalla temper aayidichu. sudden-aa yen kottai nallaa eeram aaga aarambichudhu..

Yennadaannu paartha, pipe mouth pichukichu.. ayyo, veetla semmaya dose vizhum... because pipe pudhusu.

irundhaalum develop aana mood-a waste pannakkudaadhunnu pipe-ku velila kai adichu vitten..

Adicha apparam oru crazy thought - kanjiya vachu pipe mouth-a paste panna mudiyumaanu paarthen - Hehehe...

Oru vazhiyaa veliyila vandhu, yenga veetla pipe pinju pona vishayatha solli nalla vaangi kattikkitten..

Tap-la pipe chumma adachu paarthaen, appo pinju pochunnu sonnen.. thittikkitte irundhaanga.

aanaa adhukkapparam, pala thadava, andha pinju pona pipe vachu, yen pipe-a aattirukken..

Actualla idhu embarrassment illa, idhu ensooooyment..

Experience 12

Some Saturdays, office poven - pending work mudikka.. andha maadhiri oru saturday, office poyittu, PC-la work pannittu paattu kettuttirundhen.

Apdiye chumma mail check pannen.. sudden-aa oru junk mail in the name of "Viagra" vandhuchu.

Konja neram paarthuttey apdiye evening and night pogappora cruising spots nenaichuttu konjam mood aayiduchu.

Payyan mulichittaan, so poi paal kudukkanum, sorry paal edukkanum.. apdi solli, rest roomukkulla ponaen.

Nalla clean-aa irundhuchu, basin-a close pannittu, door lock pannittu ukkaandhaen..

Konja neram aattittu irundhaen.. sometimes yedhaavadhu different-aa try pannuvaen..

So sunni nallaa erect aanadhukku apparam, MTC tickets rendu nalla surutti thannila neniachaen.

apdiye sunni ottaila ulla thinichen, konjam kashtappattu ulla thinichen..

Sunni pipe-ku veliyila irundhu andha ticket stuff ulla irukkaradhu therinjudhu.

adha innum veliyila irundhey keezha thallinen, namma toothpaste pidhukkara maadhiri.

Appo nalla keezha irangidichu. reverse azhuthinaa, mela vandhuchu..

apdiye vilayaadittu paarthaa, thideernu, nalla keezha poittu, mela varala..

poachudaa, bayandhutten, oru vela operation pannanumonnu bayandhitten.

Sweat aaga aaramichiruchu. Appo onnu thonichu, pesaama urine ponaa varum solli try panaen, but yen ketta neram tank-la thanni innum oorala..

Seri kai adichaa vandhidum solli (because already few times ulla ticket pottu kai adichirukken, but ippadi sikkanadhillai) kai adikka aaramichaen.

Konjam ulla koochamaavum yerichalaagavum irundhuchu.. Nalla mood yerichu, climax reach aagi soyyyyynu varumnu paarthaaa, onnumey varalaa.

Innum konjam azhuthi adichen, soyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyynu veliyila 2 bus tickets + paal manam maaradha kanjiyum veliyila vandhadhu..

But veliyia varra varaikkum, konjam bayamaadhaan irundhadhu..

Yenna panradhu, sonna ketkaraana adhu venum idhu venumnu sunni adam pidikkiraan...

Experience 13

 Appo naanga college serndha time, semmayaa irukkum - adikkadi nallaavey mood yerum...

Nenaichaa porum, Keezha irukkaravan mela paarka aaramichiruvaan - Yappa, adhukku thagundha maadhiri dhaan nammalukku scenario amayum..

Idha vida, neraya peru anbavichu irupeenga - Morning yendhirikkum bodhu, mostly rod nattukkum..

Seri indha maadhiri stagela, my school friend's father had some open heart surgery..

So, Friends oru 6 peru avangitta yedhaavadhu help venumaannu kettom. Avan konjam bayandhu irundhaan, but tried to be casual.

His uncle said, "Onnum bayappada thevayillai.. Avarukku nalla padi operation mudinjadhukkapparam vaangappaa.."

Still we stayed there - oru aarudhalukkaaga!!! Then, we thought we can leave the hospital and so started..

Andha unce-gitta solradhukkaaga, We were waiting near hospital entrance, as his uncle was speaking in hospital landline.

He was talking in phone - "Naan anga yen friends kooda vandhu blood kuduthuttu, replacement blood vaangikkarom".

We could sense that he is about to go to another hospital for blood collection.

Uncle came after hanging the phone and we bid bye. As we moved out, He was telling to his one more relative to bring money to pay some donors..

So actually, he was not having any friends for blood replacement.

One of my friends immediately said, "Dey!!! avarukku namma blood kuduthu udhavalaam.."

I was a bit nervous because never gave blood, that too have to inform my parents..

All 5 of us were in same state.. Then finally, 2 of us (me and one more) agreed..

My bold friend went to uncle and told this. He initially denied, but then finally agreed..

We both called our house landline numbers and informed this - Initially refusals and finally green signs..

We 3 went to other hospital with his uncle.. Finally, they told 2 of us is enough.. Among us, I was young so the other 2 went to give blood..

I was sitting in common area. There, 2 male nurses were talking. Oruthan superaa irundhaan..

White dress-la pigeon maadhiri irundhaan - I heard from few that male nurses-la gays adhigamnu...

I asked the reception, "Rest room yenga irukku?" and went to piss.. I came back to common area...

Uncle blood donor roomulla irundhaar.. So chumma andha male nurse gitta, I asked, "Yevlo neram aagum blood kuduthu mudiya??"

He explained me, I was just seeing him, nalla gummunnu irundhaan - avlo dhaan mood aayiduchu...

He asked me, "what r u doing here?". I was narrating him fully.. For a change, I asked him, "ungala maadhiri aaganumnaa yenna padikkanum??"

He smiled at me and said, "seri thambi, duty doctor saththam poduvaanga... Naan poi velaya paarkaren"

ussssssshhhhhhh!!! thambiya thoonga vachuttu, I wanted to see what is happening in blood donor room..

Appo konjam thalli, rest roomkulla andha male nurse ponaaru..

Hai jolly solli, naanum kudukudunnu rest room poanen.. Ulla, piss adichittu irundhaaru...

Naan oru basin thalli poi ninnuttu piss adikkara maadhiri ninnaen..

He saw me and smiled, "Yenna thambi!!! chinna vayasulaye sugar-aaa??!!!"

I was blinking, He reminded me that I had already went to piss some 10 minutes ago and he was there with other guy, who showed me the route...

Ayyo, oru maadhiri aayiduchu... Naan konja neram summaa ninnuttu, veliyila vandhaen.. Oru nimisham adhirchiyaa irundhadhu..

Veliyila vandhaa, anga uncle vandhaaru, "Thambi, yennapppaa yedhaavadhu prachanayaa!!! marubadiyum toilet porayaa!!!"

"First time blood kudukka poromnaa konjam tension aagum, adhudhaan nee adikkadi toilet pora!!!" - uncle sonnaaru.. "adhaan blood podhumnu sollitaangaley, apparam yenna!!!"

Naan konjam nelinjen.. Avaru yenna common area-la ukkaara vachaaru...

Apparamaa yen friends kooda kilambinaen... Hospital common area-la andha male nurse ninnittu irundhaaru..

Kilambarappo, Romba neramaa paarthaen, thirumbala.. thideernu paarthu oru sirippu sirichaan..

Wow, konja neram munnaadi nadandha embarrassments yellam apdiye karainju poachu...

I just winked at him and we parted... Seeing me winking, he also winked... cha artham dhaan puriyala....

Experience 14

It was a cloudy afternoon and I was trying my level best to learn swimming...

No coaches.... Self learning from my appa and friend's earlier teachings...

It was my +2 holidays and I came there with my cousin.. He knows swimming and he was practicing in deep one..

Only joy was that I can see there lot of varieties in the swimming pool, but all covered.

Something should have happened strange in olden days and that's why the guard there instructs too many things..

Few are like "Guys should not play inside pool, No puling down shorts / briefs, Noway 2 should enter into the changing room together...."

So definitely, some sexy thing should have happened.. 

I was just continuing sight seeing and in between swimming practice.. Suddenly, a heavy whistle blow...

It just blew away my ears and I lost my grip from hold.. I just went into water, swallowing water every now and then..

It was not that very deep, but still I got sunk.. Inside I was just struggling and caught some leg nearby...

He caught my hair and lifted me up - It was a great soul save, I felt..

I must have managed to come out, even if he had not lifted, but still that was timely...

I came out of the pool and then only noticed that my brief is not fully fit in waist..

One more heavy blow by guard and he just shouted, "Neechal adikka dhaana varreenga!!! Apparam jetty kalandradhu koodavaa theriyaadhu!!!"

I was irritated and my cousin came near me.... Guard further said, "Neechal adikkaama vedikkai paarthuttu thanikulla munga vendiyadhu!!!"

I just said, "Un whiste-aala dhaan thannikulla mungi iruppen!!!"..."Aamaan adhu romba aazham!!!"- He added..

He literally ragged me and I felt embarrassed... My cousin gave a terror look at him after I narrated him..

After that, the guard somewhat calmed down, "Yenakkenna!!! apparam avanavan vidhi dhaan!!!"

But till now, I couldn't know why so much restrictions and what was that olden golden story...

The real embarrassment is that when he blew second time, I thought he spotted me sight seeing guys...

Ufffffffff!!!! but ultimately, story traveled its way..

Experience 15

I was travelling to my friend's brother's marriage function by mofussil bus..

It was a one hour journey and I was in the middle row 3 seater.. Also, in that 3 seater, I was sitting in the middle..

Window side was occupied by a mild cute guy, ready to sleep and other side was one perusu, must be in his 60s..

In the same row, the 2 seater was occupied by 2 cute girls... These girls - always some joke and gigigigi....- 

It was early morning, so I decided to sleep, but wanted to check what the girls are doing..

They were checking some sms and laughing.. They noticed me seeing them and that perusu too...

From then, he was just murmuring on me... I thought the scene is shaping bad...

So I turned to window side... My neighbour's shirt top 2 buttons were open...

Avanukkum, yenna maadhiriye mild hair crowd on chest...

Chumma rasichikkittey, I thought I will approach him, but he was turning to window side...

As I approach, had developed hardening below.. Clue kuduthaa podhumey, mulichukkuvaan...

Oru 5 minutes dhaan irukkum, perusu suddenly thalaila adichukkittu started murmuring..

The issue is he must have noticed my bulge... Ashooooooooo!!! I didn't know what to do...

Perusu oru 30 years munnaadi irundhirundhaa, namthana panni irukkalaam..

Coming into reality, I didn't know how to react, apdiye munnaal irundha seat kambila thalaiya saachitten...

That perusu got up and went to some seat behind with murmurs...

Ayyo, nobody must have listened, so I was safe... Those girls turned towards me and they gave a nasty look...

The look was more like I had picked his pocket or some illegal action on that perusu...

How could I prove those beauties that it was all on my neighbour affair...

Jokes apart!! But the moment that perusu got up screaming, I was completely down...

Sometimes, this is how my down puts me down....

Experience 16

This moment is a completely different one from the rest...

Going back to the sexy location - flyover side, I was waiting there with my cycle parked...

Okay coming to the story, One TVS-XL was searching for a parking area, yes one anna came there...

He parked there and progressively we both were ensoooooying there... I told him, "Anna, Inga pant yellam kalatti vekkadheenga!!!"

"Idhu avlo safe illa naa!!!" and He replied, "Iruttula onnum theriyaadhu, seri neeyum pant-a kalattu..."

I said, "Ayyo anna!!! Apdiye pannikkalam....". He said, "Kalattina innum enjooy pannalaaam... Kalatturaa..."

As I was talking, he stripped down my pant in a flash... Moreover, he stamped on my pant, not allowing me to lift back my pant...

I felt very bad, but that was my adolescence... My lust weighed more....

We started sucking our mouths and had a deep french kiss... Then he was just asking me, "Yevlo pera idhu vara paarthiruppaa?!?!"

I did not know the exact count, but just told, "Chumma time kidaichaa inga varuvaen..."

He told, "Idhu varaikkum idhu maadhiri nee anubavichirukka mudiyaadhu" - something he told and wanted him to declare as No. 1 Gay...

Still my pants are down and he was passing such superstitious dialogues... Seriyaana mokka anna - mooda gaali pannitaaru...

In between, he was spitting every now and then and passing boring dialogues...

This time, My actual down was going down... I thought it's hightime, I should vacate the place....

To my support, we heard some footsteps... His stamp got loosened and I got dressed back...

I just flew from there, but footsteps vanished, It must be on the upper deck...

From there, Sand clock travelled some 2 months. On the nearby main road, I was wandering to buy a microtip pencil...

Ayyyoooooo... He was standing there and he saw me and spotted... He said, "Deeeeeey!!!! anikku apdiye oditta!!!"

I know he will call me back, which I didn't like, so suddenly told him, "Anna!!! Naan ippo adhellaaam vittuttaen!!!"

"Neenga yepdi irukkenga??" - Chumma adichu vittaen... Anna semma arivaali ...

Initially, he laughed at me, then he realized I am no more for ensooooyment... Naan pure straight aayittennu certificate kuduthaaru!!!

He said, "All the best!! Nallaa iru!!!!" I felt very bad for lying to him, but I didn't know how to avoid him...

Days passed and again my cycle was wandering around the flyover... There, I had semma lovely fun with one small anna...

Sudden twist is that the mokka anna entered there and saw us.. In dark, he could not identify me...

But I didn't know what to do... I just pressed my small anna's hand to indicate we shall flee...

Suddenly, we cycled out and his TVS-XL took some time to take reverse and come out...

By then, we rushed crossing the divider outside the flyover and felt too bad... He should have found that I had lied to him, because when I rushed out, he called me by my name...

Ayyo, I felt very much embarrassing... But indha ranakalathilayum oru kudhukalam yennanna - after crossing the dividers, we had fun in another spot....

Experience 17

Sometimes, we go out of control, which drags us to a pathetic stage.

That was a christmas eve time, exactly like now.. I am very much fond of cakes, neraya saapiduvaen.

I am a vegetarian, but waivers for cakes.. Smell-um Taste-um namla apdiye sundi izhuthidum.

I had a childhood neighbour, who follow lord christ.. So obviously cakes during this eve.

I went to his house. Their mom told, "Vaadaa!! neraya naal aachu unna paarthu!!! Merry christmas"

I replied, "Aunty! merry christmas... Avan veetla illayaa...???" She said, "Avan keyboard practice-la irukkaan, 2 naalukulla, carol play pannuvaan..."

"Sooopper aunty!!!", I said... "Avanukku cake kudumaa!!!", instructed uncle...

I was more anxious on cake.. In few seconds, my hand had a plate and plate had 3 cake pieces - nice bake smell...

"Neeyum ukkaandhu saapidupaa"  That was the instruction by uncle to his some relative's son..

They introduced me to him and then within some time, uncle, aunty, their relatives and few more went to front side of house..

We both were just eating cakes sitting nearby, My thambi was almost dead, no thoughts on namthanaaa.....

That boy must be in his 18s.. He just raised his hand high to align his bracelet or watch - something like that was slipping down..

Suddenly, he just dropped one cake piece from the plate on me... Plum cakes are not creamy, but still are mildly sticky..

Andha cake fell on my plate edge and finally fell on my pant portion..

One full piece fell on my pant zip region and got scattered around.. I was blinking, "Cha!!! cake waste pannitaaney" - I thought.

He said, "Cha!!!! really sorry, apdiye irungaa... Keezha sindhinaa yengamma thittuvaanga.."

Credits to plastic plate, There was no sound... I and he were slowly cleaning the cake..

He cleaned my zip portion too, taking care that the cake is not wiped and no stains get developed on my pant..

As we cleaned, this mild touch business brought back my thambi alive..

Just then could not control and my bulge started growing slowly.. I could not control it suddenly..

I just bent down and said, "Vidunga!!! naaney thodachukkarren!!!". He said, "Illa paravaayilla.."

I suspect if he sensed my bulge... After all, he was also in my age right...

He then said, "Seri okay... Naan veliyila irukkaen, thodachuttu vaangaa"..

I felt very bad for my bulge that time... Alternately, also thought - Avan thottadhanaala dhaaney idhelaam....

But one final thought was that because of these small excitements, I should not loose my good relations and of course cakes....

Experience 18

During my early jobhood days, I was shaking very less, may be once in a week or so..

Everything was new and so required some time to settle.. But the only thing is that even if I don't shake, few times my dreams bring my kanji out..

In Half waked mode, will touch my bottom and feel the wet.. Then once again go back to dream..

But in morning, the aroma and fragrance from my jatti - wow andha smell-la mattum deo ready pannaanganna, confirm-aa adhu dhaan namma brand..

Ipdi dhaan, oru dharam yen room-mate paakathulla night thoongittu irundhaen.. Annikku, konjam free-aa irukkatumnu only bermudaas pottirundhaen..

Night semma kanavu - Neraya annaa-nga kanavula vandhaanga - Oru anna kai adichaanga, apdiye yen kottaya yaaro urinjaraanga..

Adhu peak-aaga pogum bodhu, soyyyyyyyyyyynu kotti irukku... Bermudaas nallaa wet aayiduchu..

Light-aa yendhirichu paarthaen, kai aala wet thottu smell panni, andha inba mayakkathulla thirumbavum thoongittaen..

Konja nerathulla, yen room mate apdiye thookathulla perandu irukkaan pola.. Apdiye, Kai mela pottu irukkaan..

Avan kai yennoda wet mela pattu irukku.. 'Tak'unu kai yeduthuttaan.. Avan kai pottu yeduthadhu yennaala sense panna mudindhadhu..

Ayyo thappu aacheynu, naan apdiye kavundhu paduthuttaen, sleeping on my belly..

Within few seconds, the lights were ON and my room mate was searching some thing..

Naan asayave illa, Then within few time, lights were OFF..

He was telling me in the morning, "Night kai-yila eeramaa yedho patta maadhiri irundhuchu...

Nee dhaan oru velai thookathulaye Uchchaaa poyittiyonnu bayandhitten.. Light pottaen, aanaa onnum illa..."

Nalla velai, ivanukku andha wet-oda source theriyalainu romba sandhosappataen..

But night andha time, nalla velai thirumbi paduthaen, illaatti yenna aayirukkumo!!!!

Experience 19

In my college first year, we used to go by college bus, so that we are safe guarded from my senior-raggings..

But adhayum thaandi aayirukku, adhu vera kadhai - Naan college padikkarappo ragging - avlo kandippu illa...

Okay, coming to point, Bus-la 2 seater-la naan corner -la ukkaandhu irundhaen..

Window seat-la, one of my friends (semma mallu kattai) was sitting...

Rendu perum thoongittey college vandhu seyrndhom.. Kadaisiyaa iranginom..

Avan dhideernu, "Dey yennavo arikkadhudaa, shirt-ulla yennavo irukkunu sonnaan.."

Naan Inga vaadaanu sonnaen... Then I had a look into his collar gap and saw his shirt-back inner..

Small red ants were there... Then only, we spotted that there were ants in the window seat, from which he gained some...

"Dey erumbu ulla poradhu kooda theriyaamalaa thoonguva??" asked I. He was struggling..

Finally, he decided to remove the shirt and my bus driver anna told, "Hey!! Toilet poi sattaya kalattunga paa... Bus-a yedukkanum"

He ran to the toilet after climbing down the bus.. "Hey.. Yenna sirippu!!!" - I told to my 2 class girls and I also went there for help..

Morning class starting time, so toilet was free..

He called me inside and then I assisted him in removing his shirt..

Avan chest summa gummunu irundhadhu... He then removed his vest too...

I can't take my eyes out, but then I also helped him in wiping ants from his back...

Avan mela, yen kai pattadhum yenakku oru maadhiri aayiduchu... Konjam apdiye nattukkuchu...

I was tucked-in so had to bend here and there and hide my naughty..

I did not want him to sense it, so came out near tap.. He dressed him and came near me..

"Dey, yappa, semmayaa yerumbu kadichuruchu.., ippol okay... Pogalaam", apdinnaan...

I asked him to go and I went inside telling that I want to piss..

That was to make my bulge normal, but then when I returned back, he was there outside...

"Dey, yennadaa piss adikkarren sollittu, chumma pant adjust pannittu varraa..", apdinnaan...

Naan avana strange-aa paarthaen... He told, "Nee andha ponnungala paakarappavey nenaichaen..."

"Yennadaa mood-aa???" apdi solli sirichaan... "Dey, piss varra maari irundhuchu, apparam varala.." sonnaen..

"Nambittaen" sollittu sirichaan... Naan konjam sudhaarichuttu, "Pant verra kojam tight daa..." apdinnaen..

"Yerumbu poyiduchaaa!!!", apdi solli konjam paecha maathitten.. Avanum paecha maathittaan..

Aanaa top-less-aa avana paartha moment, avana thotta moment - Semma, but yen bottom bulge-a maraikka naan patta paadu, yappa!!!!

Experience 20

This incident happened just 1 week back... After a long time, got into such moment...

As usual, travelled from my native to cochin and got down at bus stand.. Apdiye podi nadayaa, railway tracks side ponaen..

Vazhakkamaa, anga sila vandugal moikkum.. Chumma oru round vittaen, time sumaar - 4:30AM..

Lot of oldies here and there, I was surfing for a teen.. Konja nerathula, oru shoulder bag-oda oruthan vandhaan..

I just went and sat on a small wall besides the track, below the bridge.. He was roaming here and there and finally sat on the opposite wall..

Nalla iruttu, so only his structure was visible... Nalla piece dhaan, but I just gave him time to approach...

10 minutes yen side paarkaraan, but no communication from him, seri nammaley konjam aaramippomnu thonichu...

Nadandhu track cross panni, opposite side wall cross panni apdiye bridge keela ninnuttu irundhaen..

Naan apdiye konjam velichathukku vandhaen.. He turned behind and saw me..

He stood up and wow... - His right hand was on his pant middle in dark..

He crossed me and gave a lusty look, which loudly called me.. I just followed him like a hutch dog..

Apdiye nadandhu ponaan - Aala kaanom!!! I was searching here and there..

Bridge side-la ye apdiye nadandhu vandhaen.. Opposite-la, oru 50m thalli, oru uncle jogging vandhuttu irundhaaru..

Naan avara mind pannala.. Thideernu, "usssssssss.."nu oru sound kettuchu.. Right side bridge keela kadasiyla avan ninnuttu irundhaan..

He was holding his rod with his pants down in dark.. Wow, great scene to see, I just went backwards and stood behind some old autos and leftouts..

I was waiting for the Jogging uncle to cross me and then let our game start... I acted to piss..

That uncle crossed me and stopped at me.. He gave me a nasty look and told something on "shudh bharath" and shouted for pissing...

He further asked, "Evada yendha pani??" ("What job here??") - he actually meant that dark area and suspected me for some illegal activity...

I just made a child smile and raised my small finger of right hand and told, "Chetaa!! Ones.."..

I think he should have spotted earlier some gay action there, so suddenly he went under the bridge as I came out...

Hearing the shouts, that cutie raised back his pants and just in moments, there was a heavy shout once again from uncle...

That guy came out and gave this uncle an angry look, there started build-up of a bad environment..

Asssshhhhoooo!!! I just got stunned, then advanced to tell him that I just came for pissing and nothing between us...

Suddenly, that uncle started picking small stones and throwing at that guy..

That guy rushed immediately and I was confused at that.. I got really embarrassed...

I thought I can smoothen but things went other way... Finally that jogging uncle drove me out of the place...

I did not run, but rushed out of the place and could here him shouting at me...

One thing for sure, Had I too gave him a harsh look, he would have thrown at me too..

From then, just decided not to go to such new places...

Worst thing is that every time, such things happen, my immediate resolution is never to go to such public places..

But uuuuuusssssssssss, oru vaarm kooda thaanga maatengaraan - yen sunni izhuthuttu poyidraan..

Experience 21

In my college first year, all departments were minkled together in each class and those days, we used to keep nicknames for all staffs..

I was in D section.. We had finished naming all our staffs.. In B section, there used to come one cute lecturer for computer science..

You know what the guys named for him - "Bottomless" - Hehe - "Onnumey illaadhavan"..

They used to discuss about him, "Onnumey illaadhavan assignment mudichittiyaa??, Innikku 1-umey illaadhavan leave-aa??" and lots into our casual speech...

When I asked my friend from B section, he told, "Dey... avanukku keezha onnumey illadaa..."

That sounded different and I further probed.. He told, "Avan pant-a paarthanaa, zip flat-aa irukkumdaa, bottom presence-ku ariguri-ye irukkaadhudaa..."

I asked him, "Idhellaamaada paarkareenga??".. He told that Once, they were making fun of each staff and that time it was that lecturer's turn..

To make fun of him, they just examined him and found everything was normal, except for the flat bottom...

I thought, "Fat bottom - OK, adhu enna Flat bottom"... "Kuri illayaa!!! adhu dhaan ariguriyaa!!!".. I was just having that thought in my mind's backend..

One day my maths staff was on leave, that day this onnumey illaadhavan entered our class..

I was anxious to examine him.. He was roaming here and there in between desks and finally climbed up the dias...

He sat on the chair and his bottom of body was visible under the desk..

I just zoomed in his pant portion and checked if his sunni is really missing...

Whoever sits on a chair will have his pant zip area folded up, so adha vachu conclude panna mudiyala..

Front desk gaaliyaa idundhuchu, so I got up and went there.. Sir kaettaaru, "Yennapaa!!!"

"Ungalukku unmayiliye onnumey illayaaa" - ketka thonichu, but sonnaen, "Sir, Desk free-yaa irukku, adhaan vandhaen.."

Actually in my desk, my neighbour mate was almost sleeping, so had no problem in coming front..

I was having a book in my hands but my eyes were reading his pant.. Light-aa avaroda small pouch was lying on one side..

Konjam kashtappattu paarthuttu irundhaen.. Suddenly a voice, "Yeppa!!! First bench-la ukkaandhu yenna pannittu irkka?!?!"

It was sir..  Ashhooooo.... I got shocked.... I thought he found out what I were doing....

I just stood up and full class saw me.. I just blinked.. He told, "First bench-la kanna thorandhuttey thoongariyaa??"..

"Unakku mandayiliyum onnumey illayaa - Un pant-a paarthuttu irukkaen, adhu kooda theriyala" thought I...

I came back to normal, "Illa sir... Yosichuttu irundhaen...." Then full class laughed...

Guys told, "Onnum illaattiyum, ivan podra scene irukkey..."

I went back to my seat in next hour... Ayyo, but that moment - I got caught when I kurukurunu saw his pants....

It was a shocking experience... But still could not conclude fully.... -

"Mandayiliyum, Pund....yum" (hehehe thought I.....) "Avaru onnumey illadhavaru dhaan" - I told my B section friend...

Experience 22

 During my return to house from office in my early days, I travel through too many modes..

(a) Bus from office to T.nagar (19B),

(b) Walk from T.nagar bus stand to Mambalam Railway station,

(c) Train from Mambalam to Chetpet

(d) Cycle from Chetpet station to my house.

Had semma experiences in (a), (b) and (c) and one such embarrassing moment faced in (b)..

During my walk, I will take the subway from T.nagar bus stand and cross tracks to reach mambalam station platform..

Oru naal apdi pogum bodhu, wall besides track adaichu irundhuchu - full-aa marakkattaigal.

Irundhaalum, thallittu ulla irangittu station platform opposite side (right side) paarthaen..

Wow!!! 3 guys were there standing next to the pillar. They were ready for action..

Naanum kooda company kudukkalaamnu andha pakkam ponaen..

Andha 3 perla, oruthan kummnu irundhaan, Chumma paarthuttey kai adikkalaam pola irundhuchu...

But craziest thing was he was ready for doing a mouth job.. I went to the dark nearby and started to unzip..

I invited cutie and he too came there sat on the wall base with his mouth next to my zip..

He released my jatti and started his mouth blow job.. His mouth was so hot - my sunni nallaa nattukkuchu..

As we were further enjoying, the other 2 guys suddeny stopped their mutual handshaking and approached us..

I thought 3 sunnis in 1 mouth - wow!!!! but suddenly both of them rushed back and went away..

We did not mind and continued with full force.. Suddenly, we saw some movement near the bush..

He took my sunni out of his mouth and told, "yedhaavadhu ELI-yaa irukkum"..

I got scared and told, "Anna, irunga... yaaravadhu irukka poraanga..."

I just advanced and saw behind bush a small dark object with blue trousers and some dull uppers...

I sensed it as someone and so immediately started from there.. I called cutie by waving hands, but this cutie did not come..

I went almost to the platform and from there saw this cutie running out to the street crossing the wall...

He was chased by the blue trouser - ffffffffffooooooooo!!!!! That was a shocking scene...

That scene is still in my eyes and could hear the noise of stone being thrown - This incident was also a shocking one...

 

Experience 23

Two years back, I went to my native for my cousin's marriage..

2 days before his marriage, I went to post office, dropped the contents into a cover and sticked with some local gum kept inside the post office..

I was very crazy of that post office gum, so took some in a piece of paper and came back to house..

Luckily, nobody was there in the house, so closed the door and rushed to toilet..

I took that gum into my toilet, undressed myself and just applied that gum all over my bottom..

Chumma nallaa thaechu vittaen.. Sunni skina remove panni, fleshy portion-layum apply pannaen...

Thaechu vidum bodhu, super-aa irundhuchu... Nalllaaa thaechuttey irundhaen...

Konja nerathula nalla kaanju poachu... so apdiyae kai adikka aaramaichaen..

Apply panna gum-oda eeram kaanju, semaya dry aayiduchu... Ipdiye thaechadhula, inimey gum pinju varamaadhiri aayiduchu..

Sudden-aa somebody was banging on the door, "Dey kadhava thiradaa" - That was my aunt, amma and few more..

Actuallaa, my housemates had taken new dresses bought for the marriage to neighbour's house...

My hands were full of gum, so just packed my bottom into pant and washed my hands..

I came out (could not cum out, right) and opened the door.. "Yevlo neram!!!! yeppoda vandha???" - I was asked and I gave my usual replies...

Suddenly my aunt said, "Gondhu vaadai adikkudhu....!!!" I immediately rushed into toilet saying, "Urgent-aaa toilet!!!"

After a heavy struggle, cleaned all the gum and washed my jatti as that gum jatti looked too nasty...

My fate - my wash basin got blocked by some nonsense and gum did not get drained..

Finally, after cleaning that too, things came normal... Idhu mudikkarudhukkulla nallaa vaerthiruchu...

Konja nerathulla gum-aala semma tension aayiduchu..

But after that, one more day took same gum and kai adichaen - sooooooooooper-aa irundhuchu...

Experience 24

 The forthcoming one is a rock-down moment... I was in my college and it was leave time...

Leave yelaam vittaa avlodhaan, adikkadi moodu varum, nenaicha nerathukku kai adikka thonum, spots-kku adikkadi cycle poghum..

Vazhakkam pola, andha flyover side-la ninnittu irundhaen... Nalla veyyil... Time 11am irukkum...

Oru anna vandhaaru, bike-la.... Bike park pannittu dham adichaaru... Sudden-aa thirumbi pogaya yen side-la vuttaaru...

Avaru mouth konjam sexy-aa dhaan irundhuchu... Thirumba, bike-la yerinaaru...

Avaru yenna bike mirror vazhiya paarthaaru, aana avaru reaction yedhum kudukkala...

Oru vela, ivaru viratta vandhirukkarunnu nenaichuttu, udaney cycle eduthu pedal pottu kilambinaen...

Bike reverse pannittu yenna follow panninaaru slow-vaaa... Bike reverse panradha paarthuttu speed yethinaen...

Semma speed azhuthinaen... Tuk-kunnu sound kettuchu - Poachu - Cycle chain avundhu poachu....

Naan irangi thallittu flyover opening-kku vandhaen... Pinnaadiye avaru speed-aa vadhu yen cycle munnaadi niruthinaaru....

Yenakku tension + Veyyil = Viyarvai... Yenna solluvaaronnu bayandhittey, cycle stand pottu, chain mattarudhukku keezha kuminjaen...

Avaru bike-a park pannittu, pakkathula vandhu, yenna moraichu paarthaaru... Unmayiliye nalla bayandhittaen....

Yen Sunnikku olinjukka naan irukkaen... Yenakku olinjukka yaaru irukkaanga!!!!

Yen mudhugula kai vachuttu kaettaru, "License irukkaa??"... Naan sweat-a thudaichuttu thiru thirunnu mulichaen...

"Yennadaa!!! Solludaa..." apdinnaaru.... Naan sonaen, "Cycle-kku yeppadi license...??"

Yenna paarthu sirichaaru, Apppaaaa - ippo dhaan moochchu vandhuchu... Sirichittey sonnaru, "License-naa CONDOM-daaa"....

Naan adhu varai oru condom-a muzhusa paarthadhu kooda illai... Naan sonnaen, "Illai!!!"

Andha anna sonnaaru, "Cycle-aa Annapoorna hotel munnadi park pannittu vaa..."

"License vaangittu yennoda veeettukku pogalaam..." apdinaaru... Naan adhukku munnadi konja peru veettukku poi irukkaen...

But License- haha- Condom pathi avlo yosichadhulla, konjam excitingaa irundhuchu....

Andha anna sonna maadhiriye, cycle parked, Bike started with 2 of us and we reached a medical store...

Yeakku semma dreams-aa irundhuchu... Anna vera semmayaa irundhaaru - Namma Kalyan dance master maadhiri...

So, sunni konjam hard-aa irundhaan... Summavaa condom-la!!!! Orey condom mayakkam....!!!!

Anna sonnaru, "Indhaa pudi!!! poi condom venumnu sollu, avangaley yedhaavadhu brand tharuvaanga, vaangittu vaa!!!!" - kayila 100 rupees note kuduthu...

"Neengaley vaangunga!!! Naan epdi!!!", I told.... "Nee vayasukku vandhuttiyaa illaya!!" - apdinnaru...

"Seri vaaa!!! Annapoorna poi cycle eduthukko!!! return pogalaam" apdinaaru... "Seri vaangaren..." sonnaen...

Then I went to the shop, once again saw anna behind and he just waved, "Po!!!! Po!!!!"

I just thought nothing bad should happen and that's what u call a real embarrassment....

Inside the shop was my classmate... "Dey!!!! vaadaa yepdi daa irukka...." Actuall-aa reply illa yen vaayila....

A small flash in me and I started real sweating... His uncle is working in that shop, which I never knew...

He called me inside, "Inga vaa!!! Fan keezha vandhu nillu...." I was speechless and just did what he said...

I slowly came to action and once again a small flash in me... "Ayyo anna inga vandhu yedhaavadhu thappa pesidapporaaaru!!!"

Sudden thought - I am sometimes good at this - "Oru anna 100 rupees change kidaikkumaa kaettaru, adhu dhaan inga vandhaen..."

He gave me change and asked me to come back after giving him change...

I went to anna and that anna was missing... A Horn from my rear left and It was anna.. I told him all these and he didn't believe...

"Deeeeeey!!! poi solriyaa!! Unnayyellaaam!!!!", he took back the change and fled from the spot...

I went back inside.."Yaarudaa andha anna??", asked him... "Lift kuduthaaru, apdiye change maatha sonnaaru..." apdinu sonnaen...

Nalla velai payyan nambittaaan - Romba kodayala - I was not prepared for further story...

Apparamaa, bus pudichu cycle yeduthuttu, time paarthaen - 1pm.... Cha!!! 

Medical shop pona andha time - ppaaaa!!!! semma embarrassing.... Thappichomnu nenaichaen...

Veettukku poi apparam yosichaen crazy-aa - Cha andha Anna miss!!! Condom miss!!! Yenna panniyiruppom?!?!

Actual-laa annikku night kooda thookkam varala.... Embarrassing dhaan, but andha anna kooda ponappo irundha bodhai yenna thoonga vidala...

Experience 25

It was a cool evening and I was just freaking out near bus stand in my native..

I went to mofussil bus stand and was standing in 3rd platform.. From there, we can clearly spot who enters and exits toilet in the corner...

Before I continue, this Toilet is in the bus stand corner and is at times a deserted cruising spot...

Oru semma kattayaa oru aalu Toilet ulla ponaan... That toilet is a freeware and is meant only for pissing.

Solid-aa 2 minutes aagiyum avaru veliyila varala... Enakku orey curiosity..

Konja neram kurukkayum-nedakkayum nadandhuttu, neraaga toilet ulla poondhuttaen..

Ulla ponaa, andha dhimsukkatta ninnuttu irundhaaru... Seeing me, he took position as if he is pissing....

I know that he is not a new entrant.. So went near him and was adjusting my pant belt...

Oru 2 minutes apdiye, mudi vaarinaen, packet-la irukkara pazhaya ticket yellaam dispose pannittu irundhaen...

Avaru apdiye ninnuttu irundhaaru, sudden-aa, "usssssssu"u oru sound kettuchu..

Thirumbi paartha, avaru koopttaru... Naan apdiye medhuvaa pakkathula ponaen...

He did not show his pole, nor did me... Rendu perum oruvarai oruvar paarthu sirichikkitttom...

He murmured to me, "Indha pazhakkam vandhaaley ipdi dhaan... Seri!!!! edam irukkaa????"

"Illanaa!!!", sonnaen.. "Seri vaa!!! Oru kaadu irukku, namma anga pogalaam!!!", apdi sonnaaru...

"Yennoda veedum kaadu pakkathula dhaan irukku!!! return-la naaney unna vandiyila kondu vandhu vidaraen", sonnaaru...

Ok sollittu pinnadiye poyittaen... Bus-la konja koottam.... Rendu perum maathi maathi pesittu vandhom!!!

Andha area vandhuchu... Anna koottittu ponaaru, Thambi follow panraen..... Stop vittu irangi nadandhom!!!!

Konja dhooram nadakkum bodhu apdiye pesittu ponom!!!! Anna kettaru, "Yepdi yenna kandupidicha??"

Naan sonnaen, "Paambin kaal Paambu ariyum, Hehehehe, Paaaaaaaambu!!!!"...

Avaru kettaaru, "Yepdi adayaalam kandu pidikkaradhu?? Because ippo yellaam neraya peru yemmaathuraanga!!!"

I told that I don't know, but by seeing to some extent, we can find them...

Avaru sonnaru, "Nee munnadi poi nillu!!! Naan pinnaadi varren, yenna adho paaru, adhu dhaan yen veedu.."

"Veettula aalunga vera iruppaaanga!!!" sonnaaru... Naan serinu sollittu munnaadi poi ninnuttaen...

Anna vandhaaru... Rendu perum neraaga kaattukkullaey ponom...

Pogura vazhiyila 2 ladies iundhaanga... Udaney Anna irumittey avangalukku oru alertness kuduthaaru...

Andha ladies veliyila poyittaanga!!!! Apparam naanga rendu peru dhaan.....

Nalla adarndha kaattu pagudhikkulla ponom.... Anna sonnaaru, "Seekkirammaa pant kalattu..."

I was semma thrilled at this occasion.. I loosened my belt but my sunni was semma tight...

Apdiye, He also loosened his pant and his red jatti was visible with a sleeping sunni inside..

As I was about to touch his sunni, suddenly I received a heavy slaaaaap... (palaaaaaaaaaaar!!!!!!!)

Aranjadhu vera yaarumilla, andha anna dhaan... He caught hold of my shirt and I was just shocked...

He then lowered my jatti, saw my back to normal sunni and once again pulled me...

"Yendaaa!!! Yevlo dhayiriyam irundhaaa policegittaye, un velaya kaamichiruppa!!!"

Suddenly he took his mobile and spoke, "Vandi yeduthuttu vaanga, oru payyan yen kooda kaattua dhaan irukaaan..."

Just tears ran from my eyes and for that, he blew his hand, "Azhudhaa aranjiruvaen!!!"

I just stopped weeping and told him, "Anna sorry anna!!!! naan chumma kai adichittu poyiduvaen..."

"Un kooda yaarellaam irukkaaanga???", kettaaaru.. "apdi yellaam yaarumey illaaa!!!! Naan yaarayum inga koottittu varalannaaa..." sonnaen...

He asked all my family details and told that he will tell all my gay side to my appa...

I did not know what to do... I assured him that I will never indulge so in future...

I know that it was a tough one, but then I was put to such a bad state...

Only then, light came out.... He wanted some money too for leaving me...

I had only 27 rupees in my pocket (2 * 10 rupee notes + 2 * 2 rupee coins + 3 * 1 rupee coins)

He checked me thoroughly and finally he told to call my parents from a public booth and get some money...

I was blinking and then he told me to better go house, taking him too and give him some money..

I finally agreed thinking of my savings box... Then we went back to bus stop...

Actually, that police person cheated me - It was not at all his house and he too was not a gay at all..

He wiped my tears and we got into bus.... Seeing so much public, I was somewhat relaxed...

I thought, if I shout there in front of public, I may be saved from money theft.... But did not have the guts, as I also have a fault on me.....

He once again spoke in phone telling that he had sent the boy (me) back...

"Naan dhaan vandiyila kondu vandhu return unna vidarennu sonnaen-illa!!!! - Police jeep dhaan adhu" apdi sonnaaru....

I was still in same shock, then we reached my place... He spoke to his wife and I was just silent...

I reached my road and he followed me some 2m away... Suddden-aa some meters away from my house, STD booth uncle called me...

I told I will be back... He told, "Inga vaadaa!!!! Naan poi urine poittu varren!!!! adhu vara kadaya paarthukko!!!"

That police chap just nodded the head, so I went to phone booth....

In 2 minutes, uncle came back and till then, this police was standing opposite to booth..,.

Uncle's house is some 3 houses next to me... Those days, we were in a row house...

Then I came out... Seeing my local contacts, police called me and asked me to go inside and come back with the demanded 500 rupees...

Till I come out, he told he will wait there... I also nodded and went into my house... He was more confident that I will bring the money...

Ulla poi, kannadiya paarthu azhaamal azhudhaen... - Ipdi poi maattikittomeynu paarthaen...

Vegamaa kadhava poottittu, Bathroom ulla ponaen... Adhukkulla kadhavu thattra satham....

Migundha bayathudan kadhavai thirandhaal, that was my mom returning from office...

She just took my face in hands and asked, "Yennadaa un friend veettukku yengayum pogaama veetla irukka???"

I felt I were a small baby and Naan apdiye poi paduthuttaen... Konja nerathula, appavum vadhaaru...

Konjam bayam kalandha kavalai-la apdiye kanna moodinaen...

Thookkam varala... medhuvaa kadhavu kitta poi paarthaen...

I could see no one there standing... So I came out slowly and then reached the booth...

My mom called me and I told I will come shortly...

I checked many times and he was missing, because time had passed some 45 minutes after I went into house...

One side I was happy, Other side I was expecting a problem from police...

Then, some 20 days passed and I met one of my close gay circle guy...

I shared with him this incident and after hearing to the identity of that police chap, he told that definitely he was not police...

Those words brought me to a convincing zone, till then I was literally worried..

After multiple time confirmation, Time came and some 2 months later, I saw the same police person near VOC park...

I thought of slapping him back, but thappu yennodadhum dhaan... Koopta udaney ponadhu yen thappu dhaaney!!!!!!

He was selling there some dictionary and bible books, but looked more terrorsome like a police...

After few days, I forgot him and after that, had lots of fun there...

No morals, but the embarrassment doubled, "the moment I was slapped, Call for a jeep and that too from a Police..."

Experience 26

Appo enakku 16 vayasu irukkum.  Sex feeling vara aarambicha neram.  Naan motta madiyil night padichutu angeye thoonguven.  Oru naal thoongum bodhu edhu kanavugal.  Naan en shorts zip kalati thadavi irupen pola.  Appadiye thoongi irukiren.  Morning mugathil veyyil adichu naan elundhen.  An thambi full temperil nindru kondu irundhan.  Zip therandhu irundhadhu.  Naan aiyaiyo endru ninathu konde thambiyai ulle thalli zip potu elundhu paarthal en pakathu veetu uncle nindru kondu irundhar. Avar veru pakkam parthu kondu irundhalaum padi yeri varumbodhu ennai thaandi than poyirukanum. Enakku vetkam pidungi thindradhu.  Avarai paarkamal keezhe odi vitten.  Adharku appram avarai paarkum bodhu ellam enakku koochamaga irukkum.    Aanal avar adhu patri ennidam pesave illai irundhalum enakku avar edhiril varum bodhu embarassinga irukkum.

 

Experience 27

Konja naal kalichu naan stepil nindru kai adithen.  Adharku munnal maadiyil yaaravadhu irukangalanu parthen.  Yaarum illa.  Naan freeya lungaiyai thooki (ippo lungi kata arambichuten) kai adithu kondirundhen.  Engal veedu pala portions ulladhu.  Oru side plain mota madi.  Adutha side bendagi bendagi mota madi.  Naan paartha podu yaarum illadha madiri irundhadhu.  Aanal andha sidela pakathu veetu velai karan utkarndhu irundhirukiran.  Adhu enakku theriyavillai.  Naan kai mutti adichi thanni peechi kondirundhen.  Kangal moodi irundhadhu.  Kan thirandhu paarthan andha velai karan enaku edhiril maadiyil irundhu erangi kondirundhan.  Naan avarasamaga en lungiyai irakki viten.  Padi ellam kanji koti irundhadhu.  Avan ennai oru madhiri paarthu konde keezhe poi vittan.  Enakku rumba adhirchi.  Adharku appram avan ennudan pesuvadhaye vittu vittan.  Enakku avanai paakum bodhu ellam rumba vetkama irukkum.  Karanam avan en pool fulla pathutan.  Kai adithathaiyum kanjiyaiyum paathutan adhanal.

Experience 28

Oru murai naan night cinema paarthu vitu varumbodhu oruthan ennai try panninan.  Naanum OK endru avanudan sendren.  Avan oru half built building ulle ennai kooti ponan.  Ponadhum en shirt buttons avuthu en maarai sappinan.  Rendu perum orutharuku oruthar kai adithu vitom.  Matter mudindhadhum avan naan munnal pogiren.  Nee 2 minutes kalichu veliye vaa endru sollivitu ponan.  Naan veliye vandha podhu andha building watchman vaasalil nindru kondu irundhan.  Avan ennai paarthu thalaiyil adithu kondu ennapa mulaiyai sappinadhu poruma?  Ille innum 4 – 5 perukku sappa kudupiya endran.  Avan nadandhadhai fulla paarthu vittan endru purindhadhu.  Naan thalaiyai kunindhu kondu veliye vandhu viten.  Appuram dhan therindhadhu avan veedu en veetukku rumba kita dhan  endru.  Avanai roadil paarkum bodhu avan ennai paarthu innaikku yaaravadhu sappinangala?  Soothu kuduthiya endrellam asingamaga ketpan.  Enakku rumba avamanama irukkum.

Experience 29

Once I went on a tour to Kerala. Chengannur koil kulathula kulichom. en friends 2 perum kulichitu tea kudika poyitanga. nan kulithu kondu irundhen. appo rendu kerala pasangalum kulichitu irundhanga. Naan kulichitu padi erumbodhu padi sarukki thannileye vilundhen. avargal 2 perum ennai thooki vittargal. appo naan kati irundha towel kalandu thanniyil vilundhadhu. adhai oruvan eduthu kuduthan. naan kati konden. avargal 2 perum edhuvum pesa villai. thappa edhum pannala. irundhalum oru 10 seconds avargal munnadi naan complete nakeda irundhadhai nenachapo enakku romba embarassinga irundhadhu.

Experience 30

Enakku 16 vayadhu irukkum bodhu hair cut panna ponen. appo andha salon aal akkul shave pannatuma ennu ketan. nan vendam endren. avar paravayilla thambi senju vidaren endru sonnar. appo kadaiyil vere yarum illa. seri endru naan shirta kalati kaiyai thookinen. enakku konjam koochama irundhadhu. first time akkul shave panradhu adhuvum innoruthar seivadhu. avar en akkulil kathiyai vaithu shave panna aarambikkum bodhu kadaikul veru oru customer vandhar. avar neraga seepu eduthu thaklai vara thodanginaar. aanal kannadiyil en marbaiyum akkul shave panna paduvadhaiyum paarthu kondu irundhar. ivar indha side akkul edukka indha pakkam vandhu avare en kaiyai thooki shave panna thodanginar. appodhum andha aal ennaiye parthu kondu irundhar. enakku romba vetakamagavum embarasingagavum irundhadhu. enna seiya. paadhi shavingil epadi elundhirka mudiyum? avar shave panninadhum nan elundhu en shirt potu panam kuduthu vitu veliye vandhen. ennamo romba koochamaga irundhadhu. 

Experience 31

Oru murai naan theratirl padam parthu kondu irundha podhu pakathil irundha oruthan enai thadavinan. Naan mudhalil maruthen. Piragu pesamal irundhu viten. Avan en zip thirandhu adhai veliye eduthu aatinan. Apo padathil oru patu vandhadhu. En pinnadi rowvil enakku pinnadi irundhavan bathroom poga elundhan. Appo avan indha matterai parthu vitu en tholai thatti publicla enna idhu endru ketu vitu ponan. Enakku rumba asingamaga irundhadhu. Appo nan china paiyan – 11th padithu kondu irundhen. Bayandhu poi zipai potu kondu theatrai vitu paadhiyil vandhu vitten.

Idhu naan 12th padikkum podhu nadandhadhu. Oru vaati nan busil travel pannum bodhu oru middle aged man ennai pinnal irundhu urasi konde vandar. Konja neram in buttocksil avar poolai pantudan theithu kondu vandaar. Rumba kootam adhanal yaarum gavanikka villai. Sirudhu neram kalithu avar erangi vittar. Adutha stopil naan erangum bodhu oruthan thambi un pantila yetho irukku paaru endran. Naan kai vaithu paartha podhu kanjiya irundhadhu. Andha aal thanni varum bodhu kunjai veliye eduthu en pantil peechi irukan endru purindhadhu. Enakku adhai sutti kaatiyavan thodaichuko endru solli sirithan. Kooda 2 per avan friendsum fulla mudinjiducha endru ketu sirithanar. Enakku avamanamaga irundhadhu. Erangi viten. En kai ellam pisupisupa kanji. Pant pinnal jatti cover panni irundha idathil eeramaga irundhadhu.

Experience 32

Enakku 12 vayadhu irukkum bodhu enga veetu kite oru kadai pudusaga thorandhanga. Adhil oru 35 vayasu ulla oruthar irundhar. Naan avar kadaikku chocolate vaanga poven. Ippadiye avar nalla pazhakam aanar. 2-3 masam kalichu oru vaati naan biscuit vanga ponen. Appo madhyana time. Roadla nadamaatam illa. Avar ennidam pechu kuduthu konde ulle vaapa endrar. Naanum kadaikkul ponen. Pesikonde en maarbai thadavinar. Naan konjam gunda irupen. Aana enaku onnum theriyala. Appadiye mella adhai amukinaar. Enaku siripudhan vandhadhu. Enna panrenganu keten. Avar summathan endru koorinaar. 4-5 vaati thadavitu dhideendru en kunjai pidithar. Naan uncle endru vetkathudan kupitu nagarndhen. Avar kaiyai eduthu vitar. Sirithu neram kazhithu thirupi thottar. Adhu mella perusanadhu. En shorts kulla kai vitu kunjai thadavinaar. Enaku koocham bayam sugam ellam onna therinjadhu. 2 nimizham kazhithu naan veliye vandhu veetuku poyiten.

Adharku appram eppo kadaiku ponalum en maarbai kasakuvar. Kunjai pidipar. Ipadiye enakku adhu pidika aarambithathu. Aanal appodhu kooda enakku sex pathi onnum theriyadhu. Idhellam oru vilayatu madhiri dhan enakku thoniyadhu. Aanal adhe samayam adhu pidithum irundhadhu. Naan adikadi kadaiku poven. Oru naal nan half pant zip vaithadhu potirundhen. Apo kadaikku pona podhu avar zip avuthu en kunjai veliye eduthar. Naan thaduthen. Avar vidaamal en kunjai neevi vitar. Adhu full temper aanadhu. Avar lungiyai thooki avar kunjudan en kunjai vaithu theithar. Naan enna panrarnu puriyamal kunindhu pathen. Avar udane than lungiyai thooki kamithar. Jatti podala. Avar kunjin mel rumba mudi irundhadhu. Kunju rumba perusa irundhadhu. Full temper. Nee thotu paaru endrar. Nan andha size pathu bayandhu odi vandhu viten. Anal adikai andha periya saman en kan munne thondriyadhu. Adhai marubadi pakanum pola irundhadhu.

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